what started as value practice soon became bad boy john which is cliche to hell and back i KNOW except unlike his cousin jake he wears more formal stuff bc his dad makes him lmao
basically a school au centering around alphadavejake and dirkjohn, where alpha dave is the awkward dork teacher and dirk is his equally socially inept younger brother; jake and john are really unruly cousins who still ace classes effortlessly despite their antics
which infuriates dirk and dave to no end bc the two worst behaved kids are also the best students
"I dunno, maybe because we both feel like shit and there’s an ice cream shop right around the corner?"
yay comfort food and probably feeling jam! :D and holy shit, either my bro has his brightness turned all the way up or my computers brightness is fucked up and dark… god so many bright colors sorry. anyways a little backstory for this, dirk didn’t actually know john was into dave until dave mentioned it to him. that tall ass liar. here’s the first part if you don’t (and probably won’t) understand this. First Part
and then the two fall in love with each other after everything. the end.
wait oh my god oh my god just listen!!! What if Dirk’s never heard of Robot Unicorn attack and johns just like “hey you should totally try this game sometime!” And Dirk doesn’t for a while then he gets bored and starts playing and falls in love. A week later Dirk shows up at johns door with flowers and chocolates and says “if you choose to accompany me on a date tonight, I’ll make this the best night of your life!” And then they elope together.